If the Daily Poke was setting up its voicemail, you might well expect it to go a little like this: ‘Hello. The Pokemeister’s not available right now so please leave a message.’
But hang on a second. We’ve heard (from Dawn) that the star of the ‘The man your man could smell like’ ad is available, for free, to feature in your very own mobile message, care of the Old Spice Voicemail Generator.
With a click of a few buttons, you can be the proud owner of a voicemail spoken by the man himself. Ladies might be unable to answer the phone because they’re ‘enjoying a lobster dinner I prepared just for her while carrying her on my back safely through piranha infested waters’, while gents are otherwise engaged ‘building an orphanage with their bare hands while playing a sweet, sweet lullaby for those children with two mallets against their abs xylophone’.
So outsource your voicemail to the smoothest of the smooth, the Old Spice Man, at http://oldspicevoicemail.com/