Elmwood

About us
People

We’re nothing if not diverse.
Our people include:

Murray Cod Catcher
Topless driver
Extreme Lego builder
Superb High Kicker
Epic Trance Prancer
Otaku
Gin and tonic lover
All Black Supporter
Likes pies
DIY obsessed
Touchline enthusiast
Fluent Cantonese Speaker
Bubble Boy
Tactical limb eviscerator (nice)
Loves horror movies
Hula hoop trainer
Part-time Shepherdess
Flute player
Really rubbish surfer
Reiki master
Piano player
The scone queen
Jazz saxophonist
Whisky cocktail aficionado
(Slightly) grumpy guitar playing
Happy Go lucky
Vicar's Wife
Agatha Christie devotee
Skinniest dart player
Record-breaking rower
Internet addict
Medal winning skier
Cooks a mean paella
Tae kwon do-er
Cardigan Aficionado
Lionel Richie Enthusiast
Lean green machine
Can
Nigella's nemesis